NonSports Card Set Checklist
1970 Topps Hee Haw
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1 I Keep Hearing These Voices But I Dont See Anyone 2 Was The Dance Last Night Crowded 3 They Say A Good Card Player Can Hold Any Kind Of Executive Jobs 4 What Are We Watching 5 These New Dresses Are So Short That Ive Seen More Cotton In An Aspirin Bottle 6 I Heard You Have A New Garbage Disposal 7 If I Was The Red Cross Id Declare This A Disaster Area 8 Say Roy I Heard The Doctor Sewed You Up And Left A Sponge Inside 9 Doc I Just Got Hit By A Truck And Thrown Fifty Feet 10 Its Very Difficult To Play Ping Pong With Mashed Potatoes 11 Heres An Earth Shattering News Bulletin But First A Word From Our Sponsor 12 What Do You Do When Youre In Doubt About Kissing A Girl 13 When My Aunt Died She Left 1000 Hidden In Her Bustle 14 If You Want To Make Anti Freeze Hide Her Woolen Underweat 15 My Mama Told Me Too Much Kissing Could Make You Go Blind 16 You Must Be Crazy About Your Wife You Always Take Her Everywhere 17 I Crossed A Pig With A Porcupine What Did You Get 18 Do You Miss Your Wifes Cooking 19 Grandpa I Dont Think You Should Marry That 18 Year Old It Could Be Fata 20 Are You Sure It DoesnÆt Hurt When You Give Me A Shot 21 What Is It About Me That You Love 22 The Man Who Marries My Daughter Will Get A Prize 23 Four Men Fell In A Creek And Only One Got His Hair Wet 24 Is My Face Dirty Or Is It My Imagination 25 Why Does A Stork Stand On One Foot | 26 I Crossed An Eagle With A Skunk Whatd You Get 27 How Long Has Your Brother Been Out Of Work 28 That Chicken You Sold Me Yesterday Didnt Have A Wishbone 29 My Wife Ought To Be On Records 30 I Was Arrested For Kisisng A Woman And When The Judge Saw Herhe Fined Me 10 For Being Drunk 31 I Invented A Foolproof Burglar Alarm But Somebody Stole It 32 I Saw You Last Night With A Blonde On One Arm And A Brunette On The Other 33 Sally Refused To Marry Luke And Hes Been Drunk For A Month 34 This Morning I Got Up At Dawn To See The Sunrise 35 This Is The First Newscast Ever To Be Brought To You In Smell O Vision 36 I Fell To Sleep On The Beach And The Sun Burned My Stomach 37 My Husband Still Keeps His Old Address Book Is That Fair 38 Are Raw Oysters Healthy 39 Whats For Supper 40 What Do You Think Will Go Good With My Purple And Green Knee Socks 41 Do You Think Kissing Is Unhealthy 42 Ill Be 96 Years Old Tomorrow And I Dont Have An Enemy In The World Ive Outlived Em All 43 Maggie Sure Was A Beautiful Bride 44 Im Breakin My Engagement With Luke Im Giving Him Back His Frog 45 If You Want To Drive Your Wife Dont Talk In Your Sleep Just Smile 46 I Still Dont Know What Happened 47 Do You File Your Fingernails 48 I Hear You Want To Get Your Brother In Law A Gift Hell Love 49 When Youre In Love You Feel Jumpy And Miserable And You Ache All Over ItÆs A Wonderful Feeling Honey 50 I Saw You Plowing And You Handle That Tractor Like A Veteran | 51 When I Was A Baby I Cried A Lot But My Mother Wouldnt Change Me For A Million 52 How Come The Sheriff Called Off Your Wedding To That City Fellow 53 I Wish I Had A Nickel For Every Girl Ive Kissed 54 What Did Your Teenage Daughter Do Last Summer 55 How Do You Like Our New Maple Chair |